Hi, I am Adrian Birdsong! I am a professional third wheel helping normal people be extra normal on one of the best days of their lives. I am based in Oklahoma but I am down to travel whenever, baby! I love sunflowers and traveling and rain and long walks on the beach and binging Netflix. I feel like these are basic human things people like. 🤷🏻♀️
I'm a mother and wife
I married Kyle, my actual soul mate, in September 2017. We paid for like 95% of our wedding so, I totally get all the feelings my brides and grooms are feeling right now.
We have a son who is a teenager. I cannot effing believe I just typed that last sentence. I had him as a teenager and got to have a lot of my first experiences with this dude by my side. He is magic. He is a stylish giant who knows a lot about cars and has the most beautiful hair you've ever seen.
I have a lot of plants + animals
People kept giving us dogs for one reason or another. Right now we have 5 dogs in our home. Some people just don't care for dogs the way they should.
We also have more snakes than I am proud to admit. Follow my husband on Instagram so you can see what I have to deal with. His handle is @snakelahoma
I'm hella boring
I am basic to the core. I buy pumpkin spice in bulk so I can have it even when it is warm. I love Crocs and Tevas. Don’t even come at me about these shoe choices. These are the most comfortable shoes ever. Period.
I got a tattoo of a sunflower on my wrist to cover a tattoo that was a wrong word written in Cherokee. I love Taylor Swift and Beyoncé. I love house plants. It looks like there is a jungle in my house. I love Mt. Dew Code Red but I am trying to take care of my body. Now, I enjoy a good cry while I drink Limoncello La Croix.