hi, i'm adrian
Hi, I am Adrian Birdsong! I am a professional third wheel helping normal people be extra normal on one of the best days of their lives. I am based in Oklahoma but I am down to travel whenever, baby! I love sunflowers and traveling and rain and long walks on the beach and binging Netflix. I feel like these are basic human things people like. 🤷🏻♀️
I'm a mother and wife
I have a lot of animals
I married Kyle, my actual soul mate, in September 2017. We paid for like 95% of our wedding so, I totally get all the feelings you are feeling right now, friend.
We have a son who is a teenager. I cannot effing believe I just typed that last sentence. I had him as a teenager and got to have a lot of my first experiences with this dude by my side (or on my hip). He is magic. He is a stylish giant who knows a lot about cars and rappers that have face tattoos.
People kept giving us dogs for one reason or another. Right now we have six dogs in our home. Some people just don't care for dogs the way they should.
We also have a red foot tortoise named Marcel the Shell, a betta that has no name, and more snakes than I am proud to admit. Follow my husband on Instagram so you can see what I have to deal with. His handle is @snakelahoma
honestly, I'm hella boring
I am basic to the core. I buy pumpkin spice in bulk so I can have it even when it is warm. I love Crocs and Tevas. Don’t even come at me about these shoe choices. These are the most comfortable shoes ever. Period. I got a tattoo of a sunflower on my wrist to cover a tattoo that was a wrong word written in Cherokee. I love Taylor Swift and Beyoncé. I love house plants. It looks like there is a jungle in my house. I love Mt. Dew Code Red but I am trying to take care of my body. Now, I enjoy a good cry while I drink Limoncello La Croix.